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Fysok
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Tracks
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
skylights
A scared panda clings to a police officer’s leg after an earthquake hits China.
Its not that cute when you realize the “guy” has boobs.
what thefuck
Why would someone even say that what the fuck
excuse you, bitch?
Are you fuckin serious get the hell off tumblr
WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER
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80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care
that’s 110 percent
20% of me doesn’t care
should’ve seen that coming
what if 911 called you
hello, this is 911. you have an emergency, i can sense it.
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me on my pay day.
me when the girl I like texts me first
Me when I get food
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If Jay-Z can make time for Beyonce, and Barack can make time for Michelle… y’all dudes have NO excuse to be too busy for us ladies. x
